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My Name is Roman and You Won't Believe What Happened Next

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I'm sop sorret for click baiting you into my windows messenger like this, but please examine some photos I took of my daughters during a recent school trimppers to Francis Chaplins

I THOUGH TO MESELF, i Walways wittering on about my son JOSHUAS, its time to introduce you to the rest of me family/clan/progeny/offpsing/afterbirth shit blobs, so here's me other kidz n shit

 1. These are my daughters Terry and Martha. Martha like to fart onto black bacon while Terry used to be a shed roof designer but lately the two of them have worked out a new way to stiumulate bottom fat plumping technologys


2. This iam my daughter JANICE RAND - shes got a severely defformed cujnt flap - the dr mario said she needs to have it all whipped off with a chainsaw - I saw let her live with her fucking hrrobiles distortiokns


3. This am my daughter Natalie Unique - LOOK AT DEM SHITTY TITS - theyre fucking crap - she didnt inherit the from me, mine are pendulous and feel like tesco carrier bags full of…

Private Kirk and the Pile of Scabs

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DONT BE A HERO ROBERT DE NIRO

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so when I wa a small irish boy growing up in canada dry i used to dream about blerting at meine high schloss...Mr Wickes would prank me and myine friends in the kloibrary byb slotting his greasy sausage into my exhaustion disorderts

DID you GO to SCHOOL? cos I did AND it WAS fucking PAINFUL

HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY SCHOOL

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roberLO wrottern and CHrimp Emacns would watch me do break dancing in the shower

When Joshuashuashua was born out of my ripped skin holes bhe said to me he said, "Moms, I gotta go, i corr stay here, I gotta be a man"

I turned to him and I said, I said "Son, you are out of me, you must dagger the world and take dad to shower school >"

He turned his legs to me an said, he said "Dad, why doe you selecb rate christmas any moreB"?

I turned to him and I said to him, i said right at his fat funky postules "YOU ART NO SON OF MINE




hahsahshs that reminds me of ythat comedy song by Divine Comedy You Art NO Sonerth of Mineth. hears a…

Netflix and Chill with my son

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last friday weekend I read a novel by Daniel Beatles and about flot revolver mini disk alpha

i have decided to done another comicd this wewek about some serious abuse that hapopened to my thumb when I was as a kildren

it wererte te year 1945 and IO was at PITMASTERN COLLEGE FOR GIFTED CUNTs and other songs, and I met me ymost beautiful friend ever,. hiks name was KOON HUK WUNK and we had many memories - memories that, no I fink about it, where like out children


we finally divcoered our presences when KNOCK HOOK WRONG told me he thort Nick Drake was a plastic lump embedded in his matress
i later heard from the train driver than KNoo HGun WGon has runned off and got married to a masher potatu while jamming hot jam donuts into the slipstream warp modifications. To this end, pleag accept my comic as atonement for my wasply woghly KOOP HOOP WOOP

jOSHUA ISNT my deathsraets

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Heelow reader s

Whe I was a small boy growing upo in african, my mom told me I should never put blades of black grass up my vagina as it angered satan

Well I'm 52 now, and a lot of water has passed over the damn, oscar wylde, so    I me thinks I would do a comik about my dead son JOSHAS as I still andrea corr get him out my thoughts;;; sometimes I lay awakew in bed thicking baout the time I done a poo of him out of my vagina doors, and I loved him so much, it was like billions of years of evolutionary programming in my genes had forced me to loive him....and Richard Dawkins always says religion ist wrong and evolution ios true so I blieve him

Anyway, last weekend at Miker & Carter Carvery I had a fabous

ISAs are  agood wqay to save casheys

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               forced imself on me and when my dad found out b oth my parents died from ovrdosding of clean water. Frsotbite, 1997, Frasier season 4, Mr Blackband wasnt happy


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Hello dad,

It's been a tonne of time since we last blogged on this website blogspot,

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PLeas elet me share my latestg image with you wot i have bin working on this past year, its a biographycal story about how me and my 5th husband met one night in Yates bar in Walsall in 2005

The title of this song is the Vorly Horngory Catapailarr

Remember that time I fantasized about having a dead boby?



WELL HE WASNT A SEXUAL FNATASY HE WAS A REAL BABY AND HE DIED IN MY FUCKING ARMS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF TEASING MY FAMILY FOR OUR LOSE
FURST TIME I EVOR HAD TO HACK MY OWN BLOG!!

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