Wednesday, 29 October 2014

Ill Um Plum plups and the secret illuminators

Hello freaders

so I was like, reading through this week's ilustrartion fridays entrys earlier and it suddenlty dawned on me and my friends that illustration frisday has been secretly showing its allegiance to the worse secret society in history. i've been completing the illustrator friday competition for nearly 14 years, so I cant beliece I never notuiced it before.

it's the illuminato!


hello re1.

i have tried to contact the chief executive of illustrator friday 5 minutes ago and cant seem to get any resposne to my faxes. eye therefore have decided that I.F. you can't beat em, joim them. IO would therefre like this post to serve as my applicator for the illuminato. I would like to join cos I  know their watchuing and well yeah just let me in. my CV can be provided if needed and I have many references from back in my school days that i can provide over here if nestessery.

oh,. anne for the record Dan Brown is a lovely lovely man, I like him quite a very much and i beliee the moon landing was faked on 9/11, so my mind is open to your stuff too.

Monday, 20 October 2014

Only fools and dak acid werk

Hello Starship troopers I am Roman Truipths. Welcome to my blog

Today I drid a comic enttted Post it Wars

Famous figures from the 80s not convincted of being peedophiles (yet) are as follows:

Noel Edmunds
Paul Daniels
Bob Monkhouse
Les Dawson
Russ Abbott
Keith Chegwin
Gordon the Gopher

To celebrate all these famous celebs who never fiddled with kikds, here's my latest com ic.



  but in the last episode Q returns to judge humanity and pulls Picard through 3 time zones. There's one seen where Tasha is back. I made me adf my unckle cry when we fust sore it.
here's a lovely snippet from that epilsode@:




god, the man in this tfllowing video is so sexy. so very very vun sex

maxumum crime overdrive 

Friday, 17 October 2014

Help me illustradors fry dak

please be my fruiend

I'b so lobely


Please read all my blog entries, all historic and all future. I David Charles Tatsirrup...

Do you think this blog will be online in 100 years time? Thib slog will be here long agter I am dead. Which could be soon. Or in 80 tyears time. Eitehr/or

Cougher's union

tONIGHT my sister and I drew a book about cancer

So today right, i droo a comuic abot xancer, cats, Paddy and karts.


I would like to welcome all my freinds to my blog tonight. I put themn on a bag. I'm not bothered about the bag. I'm just not bothered about this bag
Mo meed to be rude dear

He wanstto buy a cassette

A cassette?

A cassette!

Fock

Thursday, 16 October 2014

Ginger caTS and ///

I dreugh another comic today. This one is entitled How to Ggrow am bEARD.

My latest daughter Lunt suggested I drore abiout facial hair for a few weeks. This is that result of that workloads..





I went home to my mems house for a bite of her sandwich tonight and when I chewed it the belly of Jesus!

I put prozac in my son's cott death agen. I couldnt help itself I had to knoe ha to see, had to feel the anguish of painkillers being ripped out of Caroline Leech's flesh sockets.

Please help me, I'm so lonely. My kids dont understand me,,,i try to tell em about their dad (hoo they neva met cos he was a ninja star maker) but all they eva do is tell me I'm their mum. I KNOW I'M THEIR FUCKEN MOMS! Why do they have to keep telling me.

Oh, and get this right, last monday Joshua told me iz converting to muslim. Why would he want to stop being a lovely christian and join the church of muslim? They have to fucking prey 4 times a day, while facing eastenders.

I'm so slonely.

I'm so slope

I found a Bernjimin Sisko flavoured lollypop online. to finds it Please click here.

Oh, this comnic is about beards and has a strong reference to the TV Lost and the TV Star Trek. My favourite cat is the cat wit the ginger frame

Monday, 13 October 2014

best comic in the world ever?

is this am the welst comicers in the world?


my compuer is not working corecklters, I'm trying to watch a video of my dead pizza brent having a cummers, but all I'm getting is a fucking messs



wank


am it wrong that every time i look like this men tell em to fokkers off?


ant bee wasp centipedophile

i love love love LOVE LOVE drawing cartooons strips

here's one I drew on my holiday to the little vi,llage of russia, which

do you remember how russia used to have a [prridge festival in Great Bridge town hall every toosday night? My grandpa used to take mt here as child. he used to sit me on his lap and say "listen grandadughter, always remember where you come from,,,never forget who yu am,,,

tardigrades playing a banjo forever. Gustav Holst wrote the planets whil having a lovely moist dump on his sisters toilet/bath

anyw5 heres my ne cartoons




finally tonight I wana tella youa bout some paranomrlal things what I pleasantly read on the rtanie arlier (coming back from my haircut in Debehams)

It seems there's been a sighting of Hank Azari from Break Bad at Borely church. Borely church is a fucking church building in borely which in in Essex England

this m are picture of it



nowm, it transpires (please keep reading) that the church was so badly hunted by Hank (please keep readnig) that they called in paranormal investigator (please keep reading ) Richard Felix.

I can only relay to you what I reed alert ont he News of th World paper earlier, but apprently they want setting up a shot of Richy Felix to put in the paper, when the inadvent cort a ghostly aparition of Hank. I'll (please keep reading) post the image on here in just a second (please keep reading) but I would advise that before you look that you (p[lease keep reading) make sure your kids are in your bed here they arm safe (please keep (please keep reading) keep reading) and then turn the lights off so you can see all the detail wit an eye and make an informd desizixon

here it is


i dont know about bowels you *(please) but I'[m convinced this is the ghost opf my dead son Joshuas, not Hank Atari.

anywaibes, i gorra go to bed now as I wanne be up in time to watch corronoation street with my dads' heart on a stick

goop nighters

postman twat had a lovelty cat whose name was Jesse Pinkman but whereever that Pat did go the cat was surely to fuckery blubberys OS10

here's another fucking COMIC.

I'm mnto racist, I just prefrer black men.

please dont judge me

where I'm frum in Wednesbury there am 60 black people so they're really hard to get into bed, but when you do,  hear it's an amazing windows xperience

can you please PM with pictures of black men you've been in love with, I want to live vicariously through your databases

I weatch baywatch
I watch Baywatch
I watch baywatch

I fucking love the Hoffersz

he really let himself go before he destroyed himself to deah though


RIP Baywatcher

m.

i'm sorry i swore in my last post

i would like to issue a heart felt apology for the angry words in my previous post. I'm incredibly pre-menstrual at the moment. Ive not had a sex for several monfs and my hormones am all ofver the shop.

talking of shops, does anybody here remember Woolworths? Before Gordon Brown smashed the economy into the side of a cliff that shop used to be open and people uswd to go in and buy things with money. What kinds of things I hear you ask? Well, shoes, spoons, socks, sanders, sandwiches, sunglasses, basically anything beginning with a es

anyway, not having any cock to cram up my fuckin cunt (sozzry for more swearing) of late I've been spilling my female sperms bydrawing till I cant bleed any more.

heres another comic I found at ym bus sherlter

our bus

o rbh

our bus shelter has a name. she's called Michael Stamp

anyway, i gotta log off forever now as I'm feeling a suicide attack coming on

if you dont like my drawings fuck off

i like it when boys jiggle their belly fat inm y face while i eating my mums tea

do you remember that time when I said I was goig to kill myself and everybody wrote to me telling me life was worth living if I just hung on in there?

well, after dseveral abortions of neareth death I decided I'm going to give life another try. I first realised I wanted to live when I heard the new Coldplay album. Listening to the soulful vocals of Christopher Pike made me realise life is short so I should hold onto with my both hands and pretend nobody can see me cry

I've started drawing again and the results are posetronic net

                                                                              on my wife's birthday i found a strange mysterious rusty key in her breasts. when I used it on all doors in my house I found it opened the secret door underneath my fridge.

when i went into there I found a pile of dead bodie LOL

anyway, here's mr comic


do you like it?

if you dont FUCK OFF

Joshiua's orl grown uP

dear mothers
  today my bay Joshuas grew up

he's a man now at long last.
            here's
a picture of him wot I took with my neighbour's camera during breakfast time this morging


ent he a dreamboat


















i cant wait till i'm an old women and he fancies me like I fancy him

i would do him, even tho he is my sun i know what youre fthinking, yo am fthinking how cam you fancy your own sunners?

simples...

I lov darker men (dow we all LOL)

if you wat to date my sun, please conatct him at my faebnook paige at www.facebook.com/joshua


                          caterpiller



                   and I never saw her again, but I wont never frget the way her face looked as the wreckage was being cleared. it was like the last episodes of Lost where Jack Baur gets fucked in the guts by the man in black, and he crawls in the reed and fucking burnst to death

MERRY CHRISTMAS I LIOVE YOU SO MUCH


Friday, 28 February 2014

I re-invent the Beano.com

What is rong with THe Beano these days ???  that's what I ask myself everytime I sit on my toilet staring at the A6 framed picture of david Schwimmer I have above my bathroom vomit/piss sank.

david refused to sign said pikturr and dvd boxset of disc one of Band of Brothers box set.  he said and I quote

        "fuck off"

Anyway this got me thinking what the flying fuckery is wrong with the old dead bost beano i used to love yesteryear?

you know what it is ?    No bneither do i thanks for the blogging.  enjouy

Illustration Holes on friday you plum!


This weeks word is SPACE....
Here's mi filth...



joshuashes my dead son, he is a copyright of mine.  Last week joshuers got his penis caught in my pencil case while he wuz eplorning the washint moshchine for dead legs of my wasp collection.  sadly jushueashrs died a 14th time this time and sadly cannot be regenerated agin this samstag.

URL is dying .com Fridazzz Part: 4

My dead sohn jushwers has been grounded.  he hgas been a very nawty boy i caught him vomitting into an arcade fire CD his arms and legs all scrunched up inta iz belly like a spider does when it's in it's final deaath vomit.
I said son! what da FUCJK are you a doing?!

His response?   and I'll neveor forget it as long as I live

So that's my entrery for illustarion firday this week foldks see you nexrt weeck ;)

Ill Egg street Friggers TaDOO.5

Forgot to enters the last few weeks Illinformation fridays due to Joshuashs birth controls running rampant in lower manhatton.


Monday, 2 September 2013

ILL MOM Allegations FRIDADS

Much LUSH LOVE to ya's Last night I was dreaming about drawing crumbs on Peter sellers Chin when he was on the Michael parkinson chat show.
 And in my dream he whispered to me frome beyond the grave

 "When I told you I hoped Graham Norton gets Parkinsons" ...I didnt mean Iz fucking job!

anyway ere's a lump of Comic cock i deep throated out of Miley cyprus's manhood.


Saturday, 24 August 2013

Fat cunt Flipperday

Here's my latest cunt file

Vun just entered the room so I must benter IF without looking at wat I typers



Please refrain from using my spinal column as a wineglass you arse tre
 
I have a deep confesson to make Illocrayonstation freemandysoners:

Ive been blind as long as I can remember the only way I can see these days is if I promise Pa I'll draw some more ILL CASTRATION FLEM DONS only then will he   take the blindfold and the restrictive head restraint off and allow me to have a Greggs Sausage roll and draw some Ruddy Comic.  One day I'll forget what real life looks like like fer instanse the character of ARMUS I was trying to draw a Tractor on dialysis  but it came out all wong.  Still Ive got me health...farther usually remembers to put the antidote into my kennel food moist ngihts.

Sunday, 18 August 2013

Oil painting Thurstay entery

Deep illustrat Frydays, here ity my enters for this week. This week. This week the word is. Is POWER!

In anticipation that this week i will win the Illo Friday £73.10 cash prize, I would like to thank god, jesus, god-jesus IIXXV, captain Imhotep Riker, and Blae 7's starship the USS Hello My Friend.

FRAME 7 IS MY FAVOURITE FRAME IT WAS WRITTEN BY GOD.



Next week the word on illustratos fruntag is "wheel"

wife left him at


this ford maddox brown work was hard to do. I set fire to the first 83 attemtps cos they weren not greater enough. 

POWER

hello darlings me.


Sunday, 11 August 2013

Olly Frustration NIght

Helo erdington station friday fan. my name is ROmrne, welcome to my blog.com. Today's weekly word it "Fresh"

Remember that time in castlevainia XXXIIIIXIIX when the latest album by the housemartins was in th etop 10 album chart. what has this got to do with my IF entry I here you say/ask/exclaim/press/flimp/Argos catalogue. The A to your question is thids = = = I HAVE NO FUCKEN IDEA - I DREW WHET I FELT GOD @




I was heavely preg-Nuns when I oompleted this weeks Willson-constrations fridays thankully my dead son Joshua #5 clicked the windows start button and out popped a shit baby.  Reall good funz ya funky cunt tones.
Meanwhile on ~Gaven Neweys Chin testiclicular cancer had spread to his toast crimes.

Blig Blig Deep Illo station nine on fridays fans.


Friday, 2 August 2013

Eel oh station cry day

Morning Dad thix weeks illo chemo fry skins new drawing iz deadicat teds to you...me ded dad derek   & cliv vol: A.

This wekk I decided to draw another comic as latersly Ive been gatherin a lots of interest in me comics from uk based DC thampons also responsible for beano charracters Dinner mennace, Roguuuuuers the gaugers, and Mine craft the deep space minx.





hello

welcome to my mums japseye cleenex

i wrote to you all last week with an illustration that I hoped would get a lot of attention from the local press. I'm gladdy to reportz to you that the Expresss A& Freddie Star published an article about how how I was born under a wandering star

hello my name is Romarn Truiphs

Anyway, this weeks I'm entering illustration saturday on fire wirg my mbreasts dipped in cancer milk#

milk

Neil Degrasse Tyson
Neil Strauss
William F Buckley

www.fuckmybotty.org

goodnight illustration friday cack wolf

Monday, 29 July 2013

http://yalg.blogspot.co.uk/

Joshuels Redemption Part: XII

My dead babys Joshowels has facebook deleted me from his chum units.  Please Joshums please add you mother Stan & Laurel back onto your freinds queue.  Mum-bone is so sorree that her breast-pegs failed to load and you recevied a 404 page error wen yuo tried to feed on my milk baps. 

I know I have been trying too hard lately to cement mummy a career in comic book construction but is very hard when your palpable cunt son Jofusuahs keeps been the biggest cunting cunter of mummys lives. 

Mummy sad.  Joshuers not more dead :(

Stay tuned fro mor ILL SON STRAIGHT SON FRY DONS this friday,BLIGS.

BLIG XXX

Friday, 26 July 2013

This week on illustration fristag the werd was JUNGLE I think.
I like jungle music, I like to dance to it while thinking of my baby Josha=uauaua.

MY POOR BABY!! = 33

sometimes my thumb rap[e me in the sleep of night but i please dont confuse m with tin trout thanks?
 oh did anyone see coldplays last entree for ill face tron 2 the movie last week it was well mofo christ I built thes city on rock and coal fabs? No didnt I eithers but i lov e my jugs soft and cm  milky with fun cums fslling out of  thems




Friday, 19 July 2013

ILLO TRAITOR LIONS X 2

This week illusrtations Fry days word was ROBERT.

Do you remember Robot Worton? Wot about RObot FARMER? How about ROBOT?
Well, I remember them all. Like weetabix lodged in my stomach. This things nevor leaf you.

So anywipes, Ill Fry sad to us today that we should draw some robots. I was like "dude, I got my fuken kids to feed". Then Ill Fry said "Dude your kid Joshua dyed 2 years ago". And I was all like "oh yeah, hahahahaha". Kids do the funniest things lmfao

Did I tell you mi Nob was the Blue peter dog for 6 years during the last days of "MILK GO GOOD WITH ALCHOLOHL"
cemented in time foreverrrr

Joshueas found my birth ceritificates and relised I was not his dad/flash drive.  He plenty mad and throwued me off a ginger kite.

Moral of the story?  Friday.



the rock
the rock

  the r ock is my faverite lover. Do you remember back in 1993 when the new beaNO book had been relassed by Abraj? my 4th father in moth tycoon goth sai I should stop telling pen pen pen pen penn & teller

Back in the year fortnight ago my grandad grandgad gaydrander granny-dad downloaded illegally from tesco milton keynes the film Donnie darkgoes starring me favourite male actker Jake city of gylleenguilds.  I watch 4?. times?. I guess and on the filth time my vaginer said " BLOODY 'ELL THE RED ONE's abou to Blow. and it did.  Sandwich everywhere.

Told you?